I Love Chris Kluwe

But not in a gay way (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Not only is he a Viking (Skol!) but he’s also a wordsmith:

I can’t even begin to fathom the cognitive dissonance that must be coursing through your rapidly addled mind right now; the mental gymnastics your brain has to tortuously contort itself through to make such a preposterous statement are surely worthy of an Olympic gold medal (the Russian judge gives you a 10 for “beautiful oppressionism”).

That was in responce to Maryland State Delegate Emmett C. Burns Jr’s assertion that Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo speaking out in favor of gay marriage was wrong because:

“Many of your fans are opposed to such a view and feel it has no place in a sport that is strictly for pride, entertainment, and excitement.”

Read Kluwe’s entire letter here and the moronic letter that Burns’ sent to the ravens here.

And yes I am a Vikings fan. There, I admitted it.